Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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