in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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