how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Randomize
