I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
How external is "for external use only"?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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