Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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