Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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