O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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