Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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