I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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