I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
