Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
