Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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