And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Who died my cat blue again?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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