omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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