Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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