in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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