it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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