saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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