It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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