New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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