I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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