are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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