Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
