she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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