I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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