i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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