Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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