yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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