I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Randomize
