Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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