i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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