Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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