He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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