Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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