I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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