maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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