He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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