The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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