Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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