What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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