i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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