ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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