There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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