I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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