try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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