Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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