And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I am available for nakedness
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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