Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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