I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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