I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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