It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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